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[Jun. 30th, 2006|12:28 am] |
Okay, my cousin and aunt fucking piss me off. First off, they are from the south. Secondly, they are republicans, and THRICE, they have completely distorted views on God and Christianity. I don't mean to boast, but I am more than 20 years younger than both of them and my views are so much more reasonable. They actually believe that there will be a Judgement Day in which every human who has ever existed on planet earth will be sent to either heaven or hell. But, no matter what crime they committed, lies they told, or lives they ruined, if they say they're sorry, God will grant them eternity in paradise. Hahahaha. I'm sorry but, are you FUCKING kidding me? First of all, who the fuck does God think he is? And who do you think you are believing this bullshit? And second of all, where is this paradise you speak of? The best and worst things you have ever seen have been on Earth. You know nothing other than what you have seen. There is not a magical fairyland existing in the clouds, where everyone floats and laughs in happiness. And there is not a hell, where anyone who is too vain to apologize for stealing that candy bar in the third grade will rot and burn. This doesn't exist. Then, they have the nerve to say "maybe heaven is on earth, maybe hell is on earth." No shit it's on Earth! Where the fuck else would it be? This God character you speak of does not have the ability to send people to other planets or different galaxies. It just is not possible. I hate to break it to all of you, but fuck having faith in something that you don't even know exists or not. The only person you should have faith in is yourself. You should not have to live your life according to a fucking story the Catholic church rewrote and denotated in order to draw in more church-goers and bible-thumpers, leading to more capital. Your life should be lived the way you want to live it. I didn't think people were soo fucking stupid to buy this shit. But, to be honest, I do believe that when we die, our spirits still exist. Our outer shells, all dolled up and made pretty are only there to protect what is inside and what really matters. When someone dies, only their body is dead. The rest of them is perfectly intact, just invisible and roaming around you. I think if people believed this, death would be a much easier thing to accept. I know some people do say they believe this but do not actually have the faith in it. But, it also takes an intense love to drive someone to truly believe in anything. But this reincarnation crap is bull shit. Okay, I get that it's in the bible, yada yada yada. Does that mean it's true? Does that mean I'm supposed to believe that a hundred years ago I was actually a fawn running through the forest and came back as an American-born freethinker? Shit doesn't make sense. Konstantine of Constantinople was actually the first to say that reincarnation is false because the people in his land were not living their lives to their fullest cause they believed they would just get the chance to do it over again. What the hell is wrong with you people?! Our time on earth is short. Don't waste your life sucking up to this man you think controls the universe. Haha. One person does NOT have the power to do that!! I'm sorry, but.. they don't. I don't know. I have so much to say, and I don't wanna get in to that, I already have a fucking migraine. Whatever. Shit.
I hate the south. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2006|01:11 am] |
1. Do you like chinese food? No, not so much.
2. How big is your bed? full
3. Is your room clean? I don't even remember
4. Laptop or desktop computer? desktop
5. Favorite comedian? mitch hedberg. yeah, I knew him before all of you thanks.
7. Sleep with or without clothes on? with
8. Who do you sleep with every night? lucy
9. Do long distance relationships work? nope. regular ones hardly ever do either
10. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? I don't know
11. Pancakes or french toast? french toast
12. Do you like coffee? not really
13. How do you like your eggs? scrambled haha
14. Do you believe in astrology? yes
15. Last person you talked to on the phone? logan
16. Last person on your missed call list? carrissa
17. What was the last text message you received? it was from Meg :)
18. Mcdonalds or Burger King? burger king
19. Number of pillows? one two or none
20. What are you hearing right now? the fan. OF COURSE the fucking tv doesn't work
21. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song? "life is a highwayyy I wanna ride it alllll night loooong" it's been stuck in my head since I got here
22. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? the purple kind
23. Can you play pool? no
24. Do you know how to swim? yeah
25. Favorite ice cream? oh my god, I am so hungry
26. What color is your purse/backpack? copper
27. Tell me a random fact: the girl I took this survey from was a sluttttt.
28. Ever play spin the bottle? in like 7th grade
29. Ever attend a theme party? yes
30. What is your favorite season? summer, by far
31. Favorite quote? ughh I don't know
33. Last time you laughed at something stupid? I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!
34. What time did you wake up this morning? likeee 11:30
35. Best thing about winter? hmm. finals? nope. horrible weather? nope. severe and elongated stages of depression? neh. umm, I guess just the song by bayside. that's the best part of winter.
36. Last time a cop gave you a ticket? navah evah
37. Name of your first pet? lucy
38. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated? I don't give a shit
39. What do you do on weekdays? everything. I miss home
39. What are you doing this weekend? getting ready to leaveee :)
40. Are you desperate for anything right now? FOOD
Red: In the last 24 hours have you..
Cried? nope
Hugged someone? yes
Kissed someone? yes
Lied? yes, only to logan though
Snuck out of your house? no
Laughed really hard? no
Gotten sick? no
Hung out with a friend? NO :(
Got your feelings hurt? yes
Been lied to? yes
Orange: What Would You Do..
If you saw someone shoplift? I don't care
If a loved one died? why the fuck? why is that even a question?
If a friend lied to you? I don't know
If your GF // BF were cheating on you? kill. j/k j/k
If something really embarrasing happened to you? cry probably
If someone said insulted you? ahhh it'd be on then
If you found out a teacher at your school was a drug dealer // I wouldn't personally DO anything
If you found out someone in your family was stealing stuff from someone else in your family? that will never happen.
If you found out your Dad was on Viagra? hahahaha. go dad.
If something really bad happened to sliced your finger off or something else? that would suck.
Yellow: Your Emotions..
Do you tend to cry a lot? no
Are you really emotional? yeah
Do you get really bad mood swings? sometimes
Do you tend to get annoyed easily? uhhh yeah
What annoy's you the most? fuckin' liars dude.
Do your feelings get hurt easily? yeah
If another person said something mean about you, would it matter to you what they said? yes
Does it bother you if people talk shit on you? I don't really care
Does food change how you feel? sometimes
Have you ever cut // done drugs to feel better? nope
Green: Your Apperance..
Are you tall or short? neither. didn't know you had to be one or the other.
What color hair do you have? blonde
Do // have you died your hair? yes
What color eyes do you have? blue/green
Do you have glasses // contacts? no
Do you want color contacts? no
Do you think you're attractive? kdjg;aksjd;glaksd
Do other people think you're attractive? nope. I'm a fucking loser with no friends on myspace :(!@!@!@!
If your a girl do you wear make up? // If your a guy, does it bother you when girls pile on make up? yes
What color looks best on you? anything and everything baby
Blue: Your Social Life..
What group are you in at school? ThE pOpUlAr KiDz
How did you get into that clique? bein cute
Is there a group you wish you were in? no
Is there a clique your clique hates? uhhh basically anyone who ISN'T US!
What do you normally do on the weekends? you
What do you normally do on school nights? someone else
Do you go on single dates // group dates? singleee
What would you do for a first date? depends
Do you go to parties? yahhh brah totally
What is your "Label"? "i dont have one, really .. but if I had to choose and think what other people thought, it'd probably slut or prep or even punk" is what the girl before me put. hahahaha. I don't knowww and I don't care.
Purple: You Wish..
If you had three wish's what would they be? to be home, to see my friends, and to get food
Why would they be your wishs? cause
If you could give your best friend anything, what would it be? head
Why would you give them that? cause she likes it
What is your "Dream House"? dsgjsjadglkajg;ljksadg. ever been to the biltmore estate? yeahhh something along those lines.
What is your "Dream Car"? I gottt it baby
What is your "Dream Life"? hey
What charateristics would your Perfect GF\wife // BF\Husband have? ohhh man fuck in depth questions
What would they look like? cute smileee
Where would you live? California
Pink: Love
What characteristics do you look for in a GF // BF? thus far I haven't really looked for anything.
Apperance wise, what are you attracted to? smiles
How long was your longest relationship? uhhh
Who was it with? whoooo cares? I don't even care.
Why do you think it lasted that long? the man was psychoooo
Why did you guys break up? [[if you didnt break up skip this question!]] over this
Who was your favorite GF // BF? Anthony!!! :) or Mikey
Why were they your favorite? Anthony's just a good guy. and mikey taught me and introduced me to a lot. and we had fun.
Whats the nicest thing the opposite sex has done // said to you? lots
Who broke your heart? [[if anyone]] no one -____- |
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[Jun. 27th, 2006|12:16 am] |
 Mini Anden.
 Mona Johanneson.
AHHH I am in love with the H&M models. If only Versace could make some better choices themselves. Hah. Coco Rocha, from Prada. I think she looks like a Who. Curled up fucking nose and shit. Ew. Sasha Pivovarova. Oh my godddd. I could go on about her all day. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2006|11:18 pm] |
Fuck the South. Fuck em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those founding fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennesse Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, its a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
The next dickwad who says, "Its your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. Thats right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? Its too easy, asshole, theyre blue states. Its not your money, assholes, its fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.
Lets talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? Its fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, thats right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think thats just some abberation? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.
But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.
Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off. |
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